Excuses, Excuses

A couple of weeks ago I broke a huge full length mirror and my life has been feeling the immediate unlucky effects since then. I will come back to write in this soon, but I'm kind of worried the little (bastardly) rain cloud that has been following me  might crash the internet if I become too invested. For your sake and for the internet, give me a little time to recuperate. 

The Watchmen are like condoms?

I'll admit I kind of want to read Watchmen, but every time I start a new book I forget that my boyfriend owns it. Thus, I've never read it, nor am I really interested in the movie- it doesn't look that great to me, and I'm getting a little burnt out on superhero movies. All this is really besides the point because I just found this official marketing ploy for Watchmen. It's even Dr. Manhattan blue (not that I would know, I had to look it up.)

double time

In the girls restroom of my job someone wrote " I love Twins," which is weird because I do too!
Although, twins don't really become cute until they're old. Then it's much funnier to think of them doing typical twin trickery like switching places and giggling.

I just love the way they squeak

These pictures from Nylon and The Sartorialist make me want leather pants so bad.

Pretty Precocious

When does it become creepy that you idolize a child? I wish i could go back in time and put all my efforts into being as cool as this kid. She recently just did a post dressing up like the essence of certain greek gods. I've often thought about choosing characters to dress up in every day, but I always manage to forget to do it. Maybe, I'll start tomorrow.

edit: I had pictures, but she asks people not to post them without asking first, so I took them down out of respect. Go to her site,

In case you needed anymore convincing, this is her bio:
12 year old garden gnome with the brain of a wind-up monkey, posture of a crotchety old hag, stare-down skills of a zombie, haircut of a little boy, and tact of Larry David. I enjoy Edward Gorey, vulgar thoughts, rapping about Rei Kawakubo, and reenacting scenes from the Lion King with 10-month-old babies. I am not cute.